May 26, 2005

Size does matter!!!

Is it really worth the wait (months) to find out that one little thing can ruin a relationship?

This is a story about a friend who is trying to get serious, we had the conversation below this morning.

After investing months and months in a relationship she ended it without telling him why. Why, I asked. It just didn't work out, she said. What happened? It's a long story. So tell me the abridged version. She started crying and said "Size matters...it really does!!!"...OMFG....she was mortified and I was hysterically amused and couldn't hide my expression. She took off for her car after a quick see ya. After all, what are friends for.